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Nach 10 Jahren Zusammenarbeit sind sie bereit, die Nachrichten live auf der B\u00fchne auseinanderzunehmen.<\/p>\n<h3 data-path-to-node=\"2\">Die Sendung: Nachrichtenanalyse<\/h3>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"3\">Dieses urspr\u00fcnglich f\u00fcr digitale Plattformen konzipierte Projekt hat sich zu einer Live-Show entwickelt, die man gesehen haben muss. Facu D\u00edaz und Miguel Maldonado nutzen einen Drucker, der aktuelle Informationen ausgibt (oder auch nicht). Anschlie\u00dfend analysieren sie diese Informationen improvisiert, mit gr\u00f6\u00dfter Strenge und v\u00f6lliger Unwissenheit. Die Hauptziele der Show sind: informieren, unterhalten und vor allem Gewinn erzielen!<\/p>\n<h3 data-path-to-node=\"6\">Tickets &amp; Registrierung<\/h3>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"7\">Verpassen Sie nicht die Gelegenheit, das Duo nach fast 100 Auff\u00fchrungen ihrer Show live zu erleben! 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