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Despu\u00e9s de 10 a\u00f1os trabajando juntos, est\u00e1n listos para arrasar con las noticias en vivo sobre el escenario.<\/p>\n<h3 data-path-to-node=\"2\">El programa: An\u00e1lisis de noticias<\/h3>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"3\">Este proyecto, inicialmente concebido para plataformas digitales, se ha convertido en un espect\u00e1culo en vivo imperdible. Facu D\u00edaz y Miguel Maldonado utilizan una impresora que produce (o no) informaci\u00f3n actualizada (o no). Posteriormente, analizan esta informaci\u00f3n de forma improvisada, manteniendo el m\u00e1ximo rigor y una total ignorancia. Los objetivos principales del espect\u00e1culo son informar, entretener y, sobre todo, \u00a1obtener ganancias!<\/p>\n<h3 data-path-to-node=\"6\">Entradas y registro<\/h3>\n<p data-path-to-node=\"7\">\u00a1No te pierdas la oportunidad de ver al d\u00fao en vivo despu\u00e9s de casi 100 ediciones de su espect\u00e1culo! 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